Did I do that?

Dear Claire,

Who's been eatin' my reciepts?

Wasn't Uncle Asa, he's in Boston.

Wasn't daddy, he doesn't eat paper.

Wasn't Grandma Susan

Wasn't Uncle Adin, he's on a mission far, far away

wasn't Maggie.  She only likes to eat dog food

wasn't me, that's just not my thing

Wasn't Uncle Austin.  He's too cool for that

Oh wait, you know who it was!?!  It was you!

If only eating paper lead to this kind of happiness